wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
look how perfect she is seriously
Im one of those obnoxious people who tells you things you dont wanna know about their life in the first 20 minuets of meeting them
I’m one of those patient people who love to hear about the lives of others if they’d just talk to me.
If this post did not end up with a lovely blossoming friendship I’m thoroughly disappointed.
horny. someone kill me. or fuck me.
Episode One: The Sass Begins