THERE’S A BUG ON MY BLANKET AND NOW I CAN’T SLEEP IN MY ROOM

folieapunkrock:

yes teacher i understand this is important but can we please talk about spencer smith

(via fallugh-boy)

cass-you-ass:

luxury—problem:

Bucky Barnes is the kind of friend who would draw a dick on Steve’s face if he passed out at a party but if anyone else drew a dick on Steve’s face when he passed out at a party Bucky Barnes would hunt them down and fuck them up.

(via macaroni-and-squeeze)

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

(via cautiondays)