lifeanddeathofme:

BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

stigmata-diaboli-666:

Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo. 
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces/retainer.
  • I wear glasses/contacts
  • I’d get plastic surgery
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public. 

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I was born with a learning disability
  • I currently have a serious disease. 
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan. 
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Italy.
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London. 

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city. 
  • I’ve seen a shooting star. 
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date. (or more than one)
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:

  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
  • I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
  • I am a cuddler. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve had sex outdoors.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol.
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette. 
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. 
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

(Source: bangbangpoppop)


feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.


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